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The Last Boy Scout T-Shirt

RM 105.82
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A heavyweight cotton tee with a cheerful cartoon scout giving the three-finger salute over Joe Hallenbeck's pep talk from The Last Boy Scout (1991). Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed, in 6 colors and sizes S–4XL.

"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you f***." The most honest motivational speech in action-movie history, delivered by a burned-out ex-Secret Service agent, now coming from the most wholesome kid in the troop.

Be prepared. For nothing to go your way.

Heads up: the print spells out the last word of the quote.

The real photos in the gallery are print samples on a gray blank we don't sell. Yours ships on Comfort Colors 1717, in the color you pick.

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed heavyweight (6.1 oz)
  • Fit: relaxed, roomier than a standard tee. Flat chest width: S 18.25", M 20.25", L 22", XL 24", 2XL 26", 3XL 27.75", 4XL 29.75"
  • Colors: Black, True Navy, Graphite, Navy, Sage, Midnight
  • Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order
  • Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Shipping: free in the US and Canada on orders over $50
  • Returns: Made to order: general returns and sizing exchanges aren't accepted, but print errors and visible quality issues are replaced or refunded (report within 30 days of delivery, with photos). See the Returns & FAQ.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.