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A Can of Whoopass Minimalist T-Shirt

R$139.44
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A heavyweight cotton tee with a minimalist "can of whoopass" type graphic. Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed, in 5 colors and sizes S–4XL.

A phrase, not a product — until now. For the disgraced ex-operative who wants his passport back and the general who'd rather storm Alcatraz with a chemical weapons arsenal than fill out the paperwork.

Minimalist front, maximum consequences.

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed heavyweight (6.1 oz)
  • Fit: relaxed, roomier than a standard tee. Flat chest width: S 18.25", M 20.25", L 22", XL 24", 2XL 26", 3XL 27.75", 4XL 29.75"
  • Colors: Black, True Navy, Graphite, Navy, Sage
  • Print: direct-to-garment (DTG), made to order
  • Care: wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Shipping: free in the US and Canada on orders over $50
  • Returns: Made to order: general returns and sizing exchanges aren't accepted, but print errors and visible quality issues are replaced or refunded (report within 30 days of delivery, with photos). See the Returns & FAQ.

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Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

A Can of Whoopass Minimalist T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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